she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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