just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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