I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
