so that wasnt chicken after all
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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