id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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