Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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