quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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