Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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