Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yo dont text me then not text me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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