i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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