What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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