My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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