If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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