Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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