i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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