weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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