Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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