Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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