There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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