it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my being single is dangerous.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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