I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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