how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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