Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
