She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drunk is not a location!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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