I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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