It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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