Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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