Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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