Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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