If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
