We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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