my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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