Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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