i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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