The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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