Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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