i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The uberlube is also flammable
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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