Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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