We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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