she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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