I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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