I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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