your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
