she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I licked your asshole in confidence.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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