epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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