he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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