never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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