Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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