And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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