We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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