Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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