You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I need to wash the frat house off of me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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