I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Please don't give away my fajitas
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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