She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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