ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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