Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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