Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you win again, gameday.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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