do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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